a quarter of a girl

far from flawless

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PHYSICS MORE LIKE I’M GONNA JUMP OFF A CLIFF

… UGHHHHH, THAT CLASS TOMORROW IS NOT GOING TO BE FUN

I’M GONNA TRY NOT TO THINK ABOUT IT NOW THOUGH BECAUSE WOOOO I DIDN’T EVEN FINISH MY HOMEWORK AND I WISH I CARED MORE BUT I DON’T 

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also because i haven’t said anything about it on this blog yet i feel that it is somewhat important to note that earlier this week i went on a road trip to visit virginia to visit the college of william and mary, which i hoped would be my ~future college~ and it was AMAZING AND PERFECT AND I LOVED IT AND EVERYTHING WAS GREAT AND NOTHING HURT AND I CAN’T WAIT TO GO THERE NEXT YEAR AND I’VE EVEN STARTED BUILDING UP MY OWN LITTLE MERCH STASH 
(rad drawstring bag, argyle cap, REALLY SOFT HOODIE THAT I WEAR LITERALLY EVERYWHERE, adorable griffin mascot plush, adorable griffin mascot pin, folder, the packs of pens and pencils I got from the campus bookstore, the issue of the campus paper that I snagged, and those post cards I got in the mail all those months ago that inspired me to apply… plus not in the picture are my cup that changes color when you fill it, the bumper sticker i got for my dad and the griffin pennant that i’m giving to my band director to hang in the band room because he collects and hangs them up from all the schools that graduated band kids go to and ahhhh yes wow this is official and i honestly could not be more pleased about the way things worked out
 fuck you Brown that’s an ugly color anyway and also the first and only time I visited your campus my car got broken into and my phone was stolen so fuck that too)

also because i haven’t said anything about it on this blog yet i feel that it is somewhat important to note that earlier this week i went on a road trip to visit virginia to visit the college of william and mary, which i hoped would be my ~future college~ and it was AMAZING AND PERFECT AND I LOVED IT AND EVERYTHING WAS GREAT AND NOTHING HURT AND I CAN’T WAIT TO GO THERE NEXT YEAR AND I’VE EVEN STARTED BUILDING UP MY OWN LITTLE MERCH STASH 

(rad drawstring bag, argyle cap, REALLY SOFT HOODIE THAT I WEAR LITERALLY EVERYWHERE, adorable griffin mascot plush, adorable griffin mascot pin, folder, the packs of pens and pencils I got from the campus bookstore, the issue of the campus paper that I snagged, and those post cards I got in the mail all those months ago that inspired me to apply… plus not in the picture are my cup that changes color when you fill it, the bumper sticker i got for my dad and the griffin pennant that i’m giving to my band director to hang in the band room because he collects and hangs them up from all the schools that graduated band kids go to and ahhhh yes wow this is official and i honestly could not be more pleased about the way things worked out

 fuck you Brown that’s an ugly color anyway and also the first and only time I visited your campus my car got broken into and my phone was stolen so fuck that too)

Filed under college EXCITED merch woo my face and i take full responsibility for it

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monster asks!!!

Vampire:
Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
Werewolf:
If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
Witch:
If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
Ghost:
Do you have any regrets?
Frankenstein:
Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
Mummy:
If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
Zombie:
Do you miss anyone right now?
Faerie:
If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
Nymph:
What are you like when you’re by yourself?
Mermaid:
How far would you go to keep the one you love?
Shapeshifter:
What would you change about yourself?
Banshee:
If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
Siren:
If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
Genie:
If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
Fury:
What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
Incubus:
What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
Succubus:
What’s one thing you can’t live without?

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AND THERE YOU HAVE IT, FOLKS

I’M PRETTY SURE THAT’S THE LAST OF THE BAND TRIP POSTS

(THE LAST OF THE ONSLAUGHT, ANYWAY, THOUGH MAYBE I’LL THINK OF A FEW STRAGGLING AFTER THOUGHTS LATER…)

*BREATHES A SIGH OF RELIEF*

AND I ONLY LOST THREE TO FOUR FOLLOWERS FOR IT ;D 

Filed under SUCCESS hehehe

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Best out-of-context marching band quotes, Disney trip version:

"He had the power to shoot a laser beam from his jazz hands and magically make everyone homosexual."
"Can the cars be shaped like little Ellen Degeneres heads?"
"Eyebrows just make me really happy-- like pencil sharpeners, straws, and marbles!"
"My mom told me sperm tastes like salty mayo."
"You look like a large banana."
"WHAT THE HECK IS SEPPUKU? IS IT LIKE SUDOKU? ... WHY WON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT THIS THING IS AND WHY YOU THINK I SHOULD DO IT?"
"Oh no, I wouldn't have heard of that. I only watch awful TV shows. Like Glee."
"We have to wait one second, Lily just accidentally murdered and systematically eviscerated a small child."
"I have an incredibly important question that only you are qualified to answer... what's the difference between getting turnt up vs. getting turned down for what?"
"I like my men big and black... like Mickey Mouse~"
"NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN SNOW WHITE."
"Did you have fun at the nerd museum?"
"I paid an old man to photobomb me."
"ESSE, ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF A CHURRO?"
"I get giggly really late at night. One time I watched Dexter's Lab at three in the morning and it was so funny that I cried."
"I'm going to casually dance seductively in a circle around you until you feel better."
"Can narcoleptics go on roller coasters?"
"I have something to tell you... I am a sleep-eater."
"Speaking of gay, did you see that picture of Kyle deepthroating a banana?

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also hmmmm I typed this rant up during a REALLY LONG CAR RIDE THE OTHER DAY and, while I’m not sure I totally succeeded in nailing down any of my actual exact feelings, I just want to post it anyway so it can stop haunting me and plus it eventually gets around to being relevant to the band trip and a situation that I really want to let out my feelings on. … It’s, uh, REALLY long.

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Ooh ooh also notable fact: we had not one, not two, but three, but four (at least that I know of…) promposals go on during our Disney trip! 

One— as our plane was about to take off a kid got permission from the pilot to use the microphone and asked “Can Felicia ____ please come to the front of the plane?”, where he was standing there in a suit with a bouquet of roses

Two— a trombone player bought a giant stuffed animal for a French horn girl and had all the people standing around her in line for a ride serenade her with “Isn’t She Lovely”

Three— a percussionist asked his majorette girlfriend as the Epcot fireworks show went on in the background

And four— a kid who wasn’t even on the trip waited at the airport until one in the morning so he could surprise his girlfriend with flowers and a “Prom?” poster as she got off the plane. :)

All pretty cute, although I daresay nothing could top my brother, who gathered hundreds of kids in the auditorium after school to watch him and our other brother duet on the song “Same Girl” by R. Kelly— and then had our other brother come out and give the girl flowers at the end of the song, until he burst out, pushed him out of the way, and presented her with an even bigger bouquet ;P

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